You Might Be From Indiana
Submitted by my daughter, Wendy Cagle

A Little INDIANA Humor

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say
about Hoosiers...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed 
from September through May, you may live in Indiana .

If someone in a Home Depot store  offers you assistance and
they don ' t work there, you may live in  Indiana .

If  you ' ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may
live in Indiana .

If you ' ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with  someone
who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana .

If  "Vacation"  means going anywhere south of Muncie for the
weekend, you may live in Indiana .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more  than
once, you may live in Indiana .

If you have switched from "heat to AC" in the
same day and back again, you may live in Indiana 

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during  a
raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana

If you install security lights on  your house and garage, but
leave both unlocked, you may live in Indiana .

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows  how to
use them, you may live in  Indiana .

If the speed limit on the highway is  55 mph -- you ' re going
80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana .

If driving is better in the winter because the  potholes are
filled with snow, you may live in  Indiana .

If you  know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction, you may live  in Indiana .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your  car, you
may live in Indiana .

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" , you may live in
Indiana .